At Twilight's tree palace...

Shepherd: "Twilight? I got a strange request from your parents."

Twilight: *tenses up* "Strange how?"

Shepherd: "Well, first, they want me to massage your mom in front of your dad while he records it and-"

Twilight: "DAMNIT MOM AND DAD NOT AGAIN!" *goes to the window and screams at her parents* "HE'S MY COLTFRIEND! MIIINE!"

Twilight Velvet: "We need to keep the marriage fresh and interesting, dear~!"

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